Sirran the Lunatic, Plane of Sky

"Ehem! What? Oh, hello there! Sirran be my name. Yes? So, come to the Plane of Sky, have you? Killed all my fairies! Hah! So! Do you wish to know how to traverse this plane? Or should I just go away? I know much about this plane. You would do well to listen!"

"Ah! Come far you have! You are all crazy! I like it! Swords spin no more! Spin, spin. Unlucky they were! I thought them [vain]!"

"What! Die already! Come so far. Can't you see I am cold! Give me a cloak or something! Bah! You don't look the type to give anything! Be off with you, then!"

"Always want something for nothing? Oh yes, you gave me something! Here you go! Take this! Used one you have. [Teleport] away you will! Let me know, or no kill! Haha!"

"What is this? Bah! Take that! And this! What was I thinking? I was thinking you had best let me know when you use those teleporters. Just say, [Icky Bicky Barket]. Aye, that is what I was thinking."

"Children, run to the wall and give the deputies some milk. Oh, I almost forgot. Give me your trinkets, or give me death!"

"Nyah! The tears are welling up in my eyes! I am so proud. I think of you as if I were your father! Sniff. Sniff. Give me Veeshan, and I give you death"

"Lortap llaw taerg eht fo lahsram, Narris lahsram ma I. Flesym ecudortni ot em wolla. Sgniteerg"

"Kcul doog! Ouy rof ydaer si erips eht fo retsis eht won, sdik boj doog."

"Ahah! Wise you are and tell you I will. Hrm? Don't have wings, do you? Fairies have swords! Fairies stole my lucky feet! Hand me them, one by one, and be in for a treat! Haha!"

"These are the keys! Use them well! Hold them in your hand and touch them to the runed platforms! Guide you thy will! Hah! The last to go, must tell me so, or be in for a [hassle]! If there's a hassle, I will go!"

"You move fast, you crazy kids! Keep going! Prod you I will! Stuck here I have been! Oh! Let me know when you are [done] or this will be no fun! Haha"

"Phew! These are heavy. Well, not really. I'm sure I don't have to remind you to remind me when you are [leaving]."

"Dnib a ni era uoy ro esarhp eht yas dna yrruh!! Sruoy era syek eht dna romra em evig. Erom on gnits seixib eht ahahahahah!"

"Not too much farther. I spit on thee knave! Ehem. Take these. Go on! Make your fortunes. No one cares about Narris. I mean Sirran. Hah! See if I care what you think! Oh, when did you say you were [leaving]?"

"No, I don't need this."