#Jack Lanturn, Kithicor Forest

"Greetings, ______. Are you here to help us? We recieved word that an undead army is planning an attack on Freeport, and we are here to hold them off (at approx 9pm EST). If you need any [defensive magics] cast on you, do not hesitate to ask."

"For those of you new to Norrath, I can improve your [valor]. For those who have lasted more than 30 seasons, Tricksy can protect you with an [aegolism]. For the rest of you, Eve can bestow upon you a greater [virtue]"