Sralm Noramir, Plane of Justice

"What are you doing here? Who sent you?"

"I hope you are not here to free a prisoner. The Tribunal punishes such actions harshly. Once here there is no hope of escape. Even for one such as I."

"Ahh, how rude of me. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Sralm Noramir, warrior by birth thief by choice."

"Aye, I could steal the sword from a warriors hands or a kiss from a ladys lips. Ever hear of Emperor Sllanar?"

"You see, generally thieves were imprisoned, or at worst executed, but banishment here was usually reserved to those that committed heinous crimes. I guess you should be careful when you rob the person who gets to decide on the definition of heinous. Have you any news of Sebilis?"

"What in the name of Thule is a Trakanon?"

"A dragon in Sebilis! Stop your foul lies, your humor does not suit my tastes."

"This can't be real! Frogloks in Sebilis, my ancestral home. My how the mighty has fallen. I guess I was better off here after all."

"I do not want this."