Trumpy Irontoe, Qeynos

"Heh? What's yer name? ______? Never heard of ya. Now quit breathin' on me and buy us some [drinks]!"

"Outta my way, ya big lummox!"

"Time to drain the [dragon].. If ya know what I mean.. Bwah ha ha ha."

"You know you love me."

"Hey Fishboy! You dropped something! Bwah ha ha ha! Better start learning [Skippy]."

"Yeah. Gimme a.. er.. honey mead."

"Skippy? You mean that fish farmer? Heh heh heh. What a moron. And his brother [Beren] has the nerve to actually threaten ME!?.. Burp.. Bah. Remind me to tell [Kane] about that steaming pile of gnoll dung."

"Don't even mention that weakling's name. He.. burp.. Keeps threatening me. ME! Trumpy IRONTOE!!! Peh! That useless son of a goblin had better wise up and realize that in this burg if you ain't with [Kane], you are against him. And if you are against him.. burp.. you ain't nothing but a corpse."

"Ah.. burp.. that piece of cr.. eh? Oh its you.. Kane runs this burg.. or at least he will.. if [Sragg] can get his act together."

"Where did you hear that name?!? Not from me! I didn't say nothing about Sragg or those Bloodsabers or their dang temple in the sewers! Get away from me ya hobgoblins! I don't wants no trouble!"

"Hey Fishboy! You dropped something! Bwah ha ha ha!"

"Beh! Thanks, Skippy. Why don't ya buy yourself one? And.. .. .. get me another!"