The Great Oowomp, Timorous Deep

"Come forward, adventurer! Come and [see the dancing skeleton]. I shall cast a powerfull spell and bring forth this operatic, clattering jumble of bones and he shall do a fine dance for you. From the nether regions and planes beyond, I call forth this bardic, magical, rhyming, tap-dancing hunk of undead!! I am Oowomp the Great!!"

"Oh!! You wish to see the great Oowomp perform his magic!! I have studied with the grand mages and wise [McMerin clan] of Norrath. as my speech implies. I can call forth the skeleton with but a twinkling of my power and five of your gold."

"Clan McMerin were wise shamans from the North. They allowed me to study with them. I learned many spells while I communed with them. From them, I sto.., I mean, I learned the secret of McMerin's Feast. If you want to know the secret, you could [help gather components] for future rituals."

"Actually… Not so much help as do – ALL – of the gathering. In the lands of Kunark are clay of Ghiosk, crushed dread diamond and powder of Yun. A rare find would be the bones of one who touched the Bath of Obulus. Find and return these to me and the shaman secret of McMerin's Feast is yours."

"Gaze upon my awsome powers of the arcane!! You, a simple $race, shall see my power. Allakabam!!"

"Ahh, you've gathered all the ritual components. Very good, as promised, a cop…I mean, priceless scroll of McMerin's Feast for you!"

"Whats this? I don't want this, have it back."