Crude Stein Quest

You say, 'Hail, Lork'

Lork says 'You _____. We hear of you. We need help. You [help Crakneks] or you [help self]?'

You say, 'I help Crakneks' (or 'I will help crakneks')

Lork says 'Ha!! We hear of great adventurer. You?!! Me no think so. You prove self to Crakneks before you help us. Go to Innoth.. Innotu.. Innooth.. Arghh!! You go to outside Oggok. Find fat alligator bit Lork brother in two. Bring brother, Nork, body back. Then me know you strong.'

Lork says 'Ahhh!! Boohoohoo. Nork!! That you arm. Me will take care of you now. Thank you for killing gator. You must be strong. Now you help Crakneks. We hear.. ohh, poor Nork, we hear trouble begins. Find ogre warrior [Uglan]. Give him this. It broken. He know where you from. Go. Nork.. Poor Nork.'

You say, 'Where is Uglan?'

Lork says 'Uglan brave warrior of Oggok. He now in Neriak. Work for dark elves. He NO LIKE dark elves!! He work because we make him. He spy for Crakneks.'

You say, 'Hail, Uglan'

Uglan says, 'Wat dis? Lork makes deese steins. Dat means he tink you strong enuf for speshul quest me have for you. Me and Lork tink ders someting going on between dese darkies and the orcses in Crushbone. Someting bad for us ogres. We need you to go mountains where da dorfs live. There be a blue Orc Runner wif darkie letters Lork wants. Bring Lork letters.'

You say, 'Hail, Uglan'

Uglan says 'Me Uglan. Mighty ogre. Member of Crakneks. We crush for dark elves. Do you [like dark elves] or they be [mean] to you?'

Uglan says 'You from Oggok. Me waiting for you. Me know dark elves have dark plan for ogres. We must stop plan. You must go to Nektulos Forest. Wait for blue orc. He deliver message for dark elf king. Not good. You kill blue orc runners. If message on them then you take to Lork in Oggok. Ogres must know plan.'

Lork says 'What this!! So, dark elves think they can bash ogres. Replace with blue orcs. Dumb Zulort friend with dark elf ambassador in Oggok. We kill him. We kill Crushbone dark elf ambassador also. This slow down plan. We need a hero. Me guess you do. You go. Go bring Lork both Crushbone and Oggok dark elf hearts. Then you be hero.'

Ambassador K`Ryn's corpse says 'Start digging your grave. The Indigo Brotherhood shall find you.'

Lork says 'This one dead. Where other? Lork say Crushbone heart and Oggok heart.'

Lork says 'That show dark elves who strongest. Me hope you kill many blue orcs. You Craknek Hero now. You take this. It mine. Hero reward. You great ogre now. Smash best.'