Hukulk's Love

You say, 'Hail, Hukulk'

Hukulk says, 'What you want! You make fun of [helm of Hukulk]?! Me smash you! Maybe you come learn ways of Hate and Fear! You be dark power. You be Pain. You [want join Nightkeep]?'

You say, 'Me no make fun - me want Helm of Hukulk'

Hukulk says, 'Oh! Yooz tink you great enough to wear helm of Hukulk? Me have another just like it. Me make deal with yooz. If yooz want helm den yooz help Hukulk get revenge. Yooz better be strong or yooz useless! So... Yooz [make deal with Hukulk]?'

You say, 'Yas Meez make deal with Hukulk'

Hukulk says, 'Yooz smart! Yooz go and walks to dark elf city. Yooz finds one whos make Lynuga breaks up wit Hukulk! Maybe first yooz find Lynuga. Find who she visits in dark elf city! Den yooz go and lop off him head! Bash Lynuga too, if she no give me back [happy love bracers]! Me want head of dat home wrecker an' me happy love bracers, den me give yooz helm of Hukulk.'

You say, 'Me sad yooz loose da Happy Love Bracers'

Hukulk says, 'Happy love bracers are mines! Me make dem for Lynuga. Dey all shiny and green like da forests me see in adventures when me young. Dey make Hukulk all warm and happy. Den me give to Lynuga and... and ... and... AND LYNUGA RIP OUT HUKULK HEART! Yooz makes Lynuga give back [happy love bracers]!' (Optional) Find Lynuga roaming through Innothule Swamp.

You say, 'Hail, Lynuga'

Lynuga says, 'Hrrump?! Who you? Reveree? What you want with Lynuga? Me am out [collecting]. Leave me be!'

You say, 'what yooz collecting?'

Lynuga says, 'I collect all sorts of things. Gems be my favorite. Me really like rubies. If you have ruby, give to me! Why you want to know? You want to steal my collection?!?! I squish you if you do!'

You say, 'What yooz do wit Happy Love Bracers ?'

Lynuga says, 'Happy love bracers! Dem ugly tings! Me gave dem to old flame in Neriak. Him old news now. Me let him keep dem ugly green tings.'

You say, 'Hail, Guard Lumpin'

Guard Lumpin says, 'Hullo citizen. Me am here to guard you so puts away any wepuns.'

You say, 'where are the happy love bracers?'

Guard Lumpin says, 'Hmm... Me seen green bracers on troll named [Ratraz].'

You say, 'Ratraz'

Guard Lumpin says, 'Ratraz is dumb troll who werk in dark elf bar. Him tink he smart because dark elves raise him. Tink he know everyting. Him just as stewpid as all us trolls is!'

Hukulk says, 'No, No, No! I said to bring me the happy love bracers and the troll head of the homewrecker! You not done the right things! Messed up you are!'

Hukulk says, 'Ha! Ha! Who have last laugh now! You do good werk. Now me give you extra helm of Hukulk. Now go away!'