Cabilis Pale Ale (Firiona Vie)
You say, 'Hail, Lenka Stoutheart'
Lenka Stoutheart says 'We're just kidding with you, kid. Although they are making heroes kind of small these days. Hey you [want to see something interesting]?'
You say,'I want to see something interesting.'
Bronto Thudfoot says 'No way, Lenka! This place is too dangerous for this kid. Why don't you just stay here and drink it up with us? the Samson couldn't even brew bog juice right, but every once in a while a bashed-up explorer comes in carrying [Cabby Pale Ale].'
You say, 'What is Cabby Pale Ale?'
Lenka Stoutheart says 'I hear they sell the stuff in only two places. Lizardtown and Neriak. Hmmm. Now, why is that?
You say, 'What is lizardtown?'
Bronto Thudfoot says 'Just like it sounds. A town full of those lizardmen called Iksar. I thought they were extinct along with raptors, the Combine Empire, and cheap booze.'
You say, 'What is lizardtown?'
Lenka Stoutheart says 'The trackers of Firiona Vie have come back with reports that the Iksar are back in force and have a city somewhere in the heart of Kunark. There goes the neighborhood...again.'